The new era began today where an asshole promises to prove agonized pouters wrong. I am going with 11 years ago to fill in the gap:

Now I lay me down on the table
Begins the fable about Betty Grable
Wacky intro announces fantasy to follow
The nightly rub out trips the kaleidoscope
Coloring the ride around the block with her inspiration
Perspiration
A soundless incantation around the force field
Leaving her fingertips entering my sanctuary
More foreplay than sorting the recycling
I've grown accustomed to her touch
and have become CC positive
Her vaccine for the unknown
A midnight rider of angst-free dreams with
Undistributed love nectar
Giggling toddler-like at the best ponyride
Since Mona made harmonica a pitch pipe for nasty
I'm her groupie like the model who sat for Leonardo
Unaware of her destiny of posterity
The original used for tracings by oiled forearms
Combining the tissue
With our soul
Ayurvedic with a P & P flair
\_/\_/ a toast to the table - give us this day our daily
Kneads