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2017: Resurrection
The face of hopefulness appeared at daybreak in the baby Bella sausage omelette. This year can't whiz by without some revival of incentive. Surely the creaks and groans are just temporary and with practice, maybe the desire to optimize will reappear.
We are gathered here on this hallowed veranda just the four of us to live out the dream that got us here. Sometimes filigree delicato sometimes combat boot heavy but always buoyed by love, our course centers on the gift of each other. That said, what can be expected this time around:
Stories from former life
The times we shun hyper-testosteronerie
Various things of a visceral nature
Jokes about priaprism
Beck blows
If any one warning comes to mind this new beginning it's Don't dish it if you can't take it.
| TITLE | SYNOPSIS |
|---|---|
| 1/2 TL;DR | What he really meant to say |
| 1/7 TUXEDO TIME | Palin with a dicky |
| 1/17 GRANDKIDS | body bawling |
| 1/20 ELECTION | Sept. 2006 redux |
| 1/27 VISION BOARD | seduction of solitude |
| 1/30 UNBORN CHILDREN | touching the hem of the carpet |
| 2/1 HEDONIC TREADMILL | lure of the carolers |
| 2/3 FAKE FAUX | capturing the quintessence |
| 2/5 PORTICO CARRARA | going down the chute |
| 2/14 I HEART YOU | death by sitting |
| 2/17 SILVER BULLET | panic disguises the profusion of love |
| 2/24 DISINTERESTED | back to where the turn began |
| 2/26 THE OLD 409 | sleeping with the owner |
| 3/14 SUNKIES | avoiding the nostalgic quagmire |
| 4/1 REASON FOR ERROR | father/son Carrie/Debbie |
| 4/5 MUI BUENO | Isle de Famigila's Cycledom |
| 4/12 TAD FISTER II | Spicey and the globes |
| 4/14 XANADU | how dry we are |
| 4/17 APOTHIC RESURRECTION | rubby chubbies |
| 4/19 THORACIC WALK | Bed rest and light duty |
| 4/21 BEHOOVE | the boyfriend's back |
| 4/24 BINARY | the belle has rung |
| 4/28 ROCOCO | Stream of no return |
| 5/5 NETHERWORLD LAVAGE | the edge is here |
| 5/9 GLASS EYE | shrooms and 'grass |
| 5/14 REFRESH THE MOLLIFIERS | when memory does a shatty |
| 5/16 SHIT HOCKEY/DNA PIZZA | the rathskeller of ruins |
| 5/18 PUNJAB ACCENTS | reckoning with nascent fluidity |
| 5/20 JOAN WAYNE | Tip Tongue Thru the Two Lips |
| 5/21 GILLIGAN GOLIATH | the promise of fecundity |
| 5/23 PARQUET FLOORS | the healthy selfie |
| 5/25 MELODY INTOXICA | prolonging the clinch |
| 5/27 QUALE VIBES | Whittlin'on rocker |
| 5/29 VOID | fucking evernote |
| 5/31 CELINE MORNING | snuggling with eternity |
| 6/6 TESTES ASCENDANT | manhood is the boy inside |
| 6/9 HIRSUTE SHOOT | control the raggedy |
| 6/13 UH-UH INFLAMATION | balm mates with splint |
| 6/16 PRED/CHEMO | age earning |
| 6/17 HEART TUNE | lilliputian with dupuytrens |
| 6/24 FRA ANGELICO | chubbies simonize the esteem |
| 6/27 DADA | living dressed for immortality |
| 6/30 KEEP AT IT | connecting the chuckles |
| 7/6 CHRONICLE | gated water and love grub |
| 7/7 DISHABITUATION | amazement of the unastonishing |
| 7/16 DICARAGUA | tight wire avoidance |
| 7/29 ENVELOP #3 | cavalcade of the cataclysmic |
| 8/4 GABA | dear diary or ruby throated interlocutory |
| 8/10 eMPATHY | don't red on me |
| 8/14 BREADCRUMBING | channeling the johnny |
| 8/15 FAST FORWARD | tweeting in a helium voice |
| 8/17 QUEST TO INGEST | the cover of imaginative quilting |
| 8/19 SUPREMACY | is today's downed statue |
| 8/23 HOO-HAH | fits in a butterfly's anus |
| 8/28 HARVEY'S | Caesar's taintromat |
| 9/1 DECUDGELIZE | razor's edge = scalpel (not) |
| 9/7 CONVERGENCE | backrub of feelings |
| 9/10 LUXURIATING LAIRD | prevent premature exclamation |
| 9/11 SALIERI | dry humping the Hey Yous |
| 9/12 REGRETS | a little exposure therapy |
| 9/18 KYBALION | when parlays outshined the pathetic |
| 9/21 BELLE ICOSE | levelizing the output |
| 9/22 VAGNOSTIC | NOT going all Caitlin |
| 9/24 PSYCHIC SALIVATION | Tweeking the Blend |
| 10/2 ROUTE 91 | Early learning |
| 10/6 ECLECTICISM | American Dipshitery |
| 10/8 FOOD FOREPLAY | check your filters |
| 10/9 PALM D'ORs | the fontaine of youth |
| 10/16 SCROTAL D'SMUSHER | weaponized hoo-hahs |
| 10/21 KID | today is an On day |
| 10/23 DOODLING | the crime of being unbelievable |
| 10/28 SONIC & OPTICS | limo of love place |
| 11/5 DISTRACT SENSIBLY | being ready by being honest |
| 11/13 GRATEFUL DICK | bus to Hollywood |
| 11/15 SANDS O'TIME | keeping it copacetic |
| 11/19 BPD | son also rises, Dad |
| 11/23 FRANKEN | your love line says "uh-oh" |
| 11/27 READY TO ANSWER | synchopated order of healthiness |
| 12/6 GWH RED CARPET | a Janet Leigh card |
| 12/11 PHILLIPS | Fleece Nashville, Bob |
| 12/17 VASE | corralling the holiday steeplechase |
| 12/20 AM I INDIFFERENT? | bacchanel at the fluffer's hangout |
| 12/23 OH KIZ MISTY | froteuring the godzilla 'tate |
| 12/25 MODULATION | thanks universe |
| 12/30 ZAVODNICK | nitrous-like body beau monde |